A Joke(一个笑话)

小编: 李盛韬

By Rabbit

A young man was sitting in a bus one morning. An old lady got in the bus and stood in front of him. The young man stood up. The lady pushed him back into his seat and said ,“Don’t stand up. I don’t want to sit down.”

The man stood up again. The lady pushed him down and said,“You don’t have to give me your seat. I like to stand.”

The man tried to stand up for the third time. The lady tried to push him down again. The man shouted,“Don’t push me, please. I have to get off the bus!”